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Are you looking for a way to get a laugh out of your friends and family? Look no further than this collection of 250 knock knock jokes for adults! These jokes are sure to leave everyone laughing, whether they're young or old. So gather your friends and family around, and get ready for a night of fun with these hilarious knock knock jokes!
250 knock-knock jokes for adults:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I can't stop thinking about you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a date.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink, I'm parched!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana hold you tight tonight.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and kiss me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce get together for a romantic dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan to love and hold you forever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candi.
Candi who?
Candi you give me a kiss?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I want you to be mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me, can I suck out your venom?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat around here?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita find a man like you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Look into my eyes and you'll know.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy I see you again?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I always will.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for you all day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen, let's dance the night away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and give me your number!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida like to kiss you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out and have some fun.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a kiss.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I want you to be mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? My feet are tired.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma excited to go on a date with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe mama!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and miss you so much.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be together forever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and give me a kiss.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry happy to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a date.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I want you to be mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candi.
Candi who?
Candi-dly, I want to be with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey likes you a lot!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy we can go out for dinner tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hazel.
Hazel who?
Hazel-nut that I think you're incredibly attractive!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry happy to have you in my life!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you right now!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and be mine already!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get your number, pretty please?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito just bit me. Can I get some of your sweetness to heal?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie-dough anything for you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jordan.
Jordan who?
Jordan you going to give me a chance?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your heart, that's who!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne to be your love.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo out with me tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris your lips on mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd love some kisses!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I can't wait to see you again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for us to be together.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita date with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place for us to grab a drink?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and give me a kiss.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce make sweet music together.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan to spend the night with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candi.
Candi who?
Candi you give me your number?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I always will.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for you all day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get your number, pretty please?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, so be mine!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hazel.
Hazel who?
Hazel-nut your average love interest.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good night for a romantic walk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and be mine already.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to make you smile.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry excited to go out with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candi.
Candi who?
Candi-dly, I want to be with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I want you to be mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be together forever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan and only, that's me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to make you mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida like to kiss you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? My feet are tired.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma thrilled to go on a date with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny-astic to meet someone like you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh know I've got a crush on you, right?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita be with you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash me outside, how 'bout that?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I can't wait to see you tonight.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce fall in love together.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and be mine already.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get your number, pretty please?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting all day to see your beautiful smile.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, my heart skips a beat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hazel.
Hazel who?
Hazel-nut that I think you're incredibly attractive.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place for us to grab a drink?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I can't wait to see you again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for us to be together.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita date with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry happy to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get your number, pretty please?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne to be your love.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo out with me tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris your lips on mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out and have some fun.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash you inside, how about that?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me. Can I suck out your venom?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny last name, do you have?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma going to love you forever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe King.
Joe King who?
Joe King for you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana hold you tight.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Look into my eyes and you'll know.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I want you to be mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and give me your number!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida like to kiss you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito just bit me. Can I get some of your sweetness to heal?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie-dough anything for you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jordan.
Jordan who?
Jordan you going to give me a chance?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your heart, that's who!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne to be your love.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo out with me tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris your lips on mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd love some kisses!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and miss you so much.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out and have some fun.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and give me a kiss.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry happy to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a date.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I want you to be mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candi.
Candi who?
Candi you give me a kiss?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey likes you a lot!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy I see you again?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hazel.
Hazel who?
Hazel-nut that I think you're incredibly attractive!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry happy to have you in my life!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you right now!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and be mine already!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get your number, pretty please?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito just bit me. Can I get some of your sweetness to heal?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie-dough anything for you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jordan.
Jordan who?
Jordan you going to give me a chance?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your heart, that's who!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne to be your love.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo out with me tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris your lips on mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash you inside, how about that?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito just bit me. Can I get some of your sweetness to heal?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny-tastic to meet someone like you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma going to love you forever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and be mine already.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita date with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jordan.
Jordan who?
Jordan to kiss me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I can't wait to see you again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to make you smile.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita be with you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hazel.
Hazel who?
Hazel-nut your average love interest.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good night for a romantic walk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and give me a kiss.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce make sweet music together.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan to spend the night with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candi.
Candi who?
Candi you give me your number?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I always will.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for you all day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get your number, pretty please?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, so be mine!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hazel.
Hazel who?
Hazel-nut your average love interest.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place for us to grab a drink?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and be mine already.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to make you smile.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry excited to go out with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candi.
Candi who?
Candi-dly, I want to be with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I want you to be mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be together forever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan and only, that's me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to make you mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida like to kiss you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? My feet are tired.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma thrilled to go on a date with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny-astic to meet someone like you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh know I've got a crush on you, right?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita be with you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash me outside, how 'bout that?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I can't wait to see you tonight.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce fall in love together.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and give me your number!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get your number, pretty please?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting all day to see your beautiful smile.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, my heart skips a beat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hazel.
Hazel who?
Hazel-nut that I think you're incredibly attractive.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place for us to grab a drink?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I can't wait to see you again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for us to be together.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita date with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry happy to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get your number, pretty please?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne to be your love.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo out with me tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris your lips on mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out and have some fun.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash you inside, how about that?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me. Can I suck out your venom?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny last name, do you have?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma going to love you forever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe King.
Joe King who?
Joe King for you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna take you on a date.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita little kiss from you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a date.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd love some kisses!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and miss you so much.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out and have some fun.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and give me a kiss.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry happy to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jordan.
Jordan who?
Jordan you going to give me a chance?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your heart, that's who!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne to be your love.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo out with me tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris your lips on mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash you inside, how about that?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito just bit me. Can I get some of your sweetness to heal?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie-dough anything for you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jordan.
Jordan who?
Jordan you going to give me a chance?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your heart, that's who!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne to be your love.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo out with me tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris your lips on mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash you inside, how about that?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito just bit me. Can I get some of your sweetness to heal?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny-tastic to meet someone like you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma going to love you forever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and be mine already.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita be with you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to make you smile.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry happy to go on a date with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candi.
Candi who?
Candi-dly, I want to be with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I want you to be mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be together forever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan to spend the night with you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to make you mine.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida like to kiss you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? My feet are tired.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma thrilled to go on a date with you.
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