Get ready for some hilarious and slightly risqué humor with our collection of 100 knock-knock jokes for adults. These jokes are designed to tickle your funny bone and bring a mischievous smile to your face.
Be warned, though—these jokes aren't meant for the faint of heart or those easily offended by adult humor. So, if you're ready to indulge in some light-hearted, slightly dirty fun, sit back, relax, and enjoy these cheeky knock-knock jokes.
Just remember, they're all in good fun!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, and we'll show you a good time!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I've a naughty secret to share with you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive for adult humor, don't you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get over here—I've got a surprise for you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink and a good laugh—let's get the party started!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the lube, things are about to get wild!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want a taste of something sweet?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rolling, they hatin'!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a little bit of mischief!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo-hoo, let's have some fun tonight!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pearl.
Pearl who?
Pearl into my arms, and let's dance the night away!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh gonna make me blush with those jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gina.
Gina who?
Gina pleasure to meet you, let's have some fun!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dirk.
Dirk who?
Dirk-tion to the bedroom, please!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen and get me, baby!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Randy.
Randy who?
Randy little jokester, aren't you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam you, you're irresistible!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Skip.
Skip who?
Skip the foreplay and let's get straight to the punchline!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-moly, these jokes are getting naughty!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Benny.
Benny who?
Benny-tell me you're enjoying these jokes as much as I am!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste get down and dirty with some adult humor!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Leo.
Leo who?
Leo-t's have a roaring good time tonight!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rhonda.
Rhonda who?
Rhonda corner and get ready for some laughs!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan-na get you in stitches with these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tina.
Tina who?
Tina body is ready for some dirty humor!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maxine.
Maxine who?
Maxine your laughter with these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you indulge in some adult humor with me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Misty.
Misty who?
Misty for me, let's keep the laughter going!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rock.
Rock who?
Rock and roll with laughter all night long!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iris.
Iris who?
Iris up for some hilarious, dirty jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster cherries, let's have a wild time!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Randy.
Randy who?
Randy little secret between you and me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts... and a dollar for some adult humor!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mel.
Mel who?
Mel-t your heart with these dirty jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruby.
Ruby who?
Ruby ready to laugh until you cry?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe-king aside, these jokes are hilarious!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lola.
Lola who?
Lola-good time with these adult jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Roy.
Roy who?
Roy you laughing? These jokes are gold!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pepper.
Pepper who?
Pepper your jokes with some spice!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Devin.
Devin who?
Devin-itely ready for some adult humor!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lacey.
Lacey who?
Lacey it up with these naughty jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan-na tell you a secret... these jokes are dirty!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny-for-your-thoughts turned into adult humor!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max-mum laughter, guaranteed!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gina.
Gina who?
Gina pleasure to share these jokes with you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and laugh—it's gonna be dirty!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy beaches and dirty jokes go hand in hand!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne are you still reading these jokes? Let's laugh together!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen-na get naughty with these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-y jokes are the best, especially the dirty ones!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamie.
Jamie who?
Jamie ready for some raunchy humor!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil-me-up with laughter, baby!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan-na give you a laugh you won't forget!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny-for-your-thoughts on these adult jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rex.
Rex who?
Rex-y and I know it—let's get dirty with laughter!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy times have we laughed like this? Not enough!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Terry.
Terry who?
Terry-ble jokes are the best kind, aren't they?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gina.
Gina who?
Gina-na make you blush with these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for these dirty jokes all night!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy-t you see, these jokes are deliciously dirty!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo-ing to enjoy these adult jokes with me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nina.
Nina who?
Nina bit of adult humor never hurt anybody!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marco.
Marco who?
Marco Polo, but with a twist of adult comedy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny wise and pound foolish, but these jokes are priceless!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam body who loves dirty jokes as much as I do!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max laughter, max fun—let's go!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Randy.
Randy who?
Randy to share some adult humor with you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gina.
Gina who?
Gina-na get down and dirty with these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan-na make you laugh till your sides hurt!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella-lieve me, these jokes are just getting started!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Larry.
Larry who?
Larry-ous jokes are my specialty!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy beaches and adult humor—it's a perfect match!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts... about these dirty jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max-imum laughter, coming right up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gina.
Gina who?
Gina-na have a great time with these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and laugh—it's gonna get naughty!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy cheeks and dirty humor—a perfect combination!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne are you still reading? Let's laugh together!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen-na get down and dirty with these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-y jokes are the best, especially the naughty ones!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher clothes because tonight is going to be hot!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice open the door, I've got a surprise for you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scotch.
Scotch who?
Scotch over, it's time to get cozy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Look into my eyes and tell me you're ready for some fun!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? I promise I won't bite... unless you want me to!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna tell anyone about what we're about to do!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more round and we'll call it a night!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts... or should we make it a bit more interesting?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woody like to join us for a wild adventure?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
I'm aching for some adult humor!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita pleasure that only you can provide!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver your body, I want to explore every inch!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry treasure tonight, if you're up for it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary Jane.
Mary Jane who?
Mary Jane, let's get high on laughter!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candi.
Candi who?
Candi camera, things are about to get frisky!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita better punchline than this? I don't think so!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max pleasure, minimum regrets—let's go!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan-na make you scream with laughter!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona little bit of spice in my life!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Terry.
Terry who?
Terry me apart with your wit and charm!
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